Concerned about Bryce Brown in Manhattan

We did it Wildcat Nation! We landed former #1 football recruit, Bryce Brown. Way to go, gang!

These bros decided the best way to celebrate was to sing about it. Pay "tribute" to the 5 Star gods via music. Not sure if I "dig" this vid ...

Is Bryce Brown their "Rich, young, dum nymphomaniac"?

Are you concerned that they'll try to "rape the shit" out of Bryce?

Is this why "rednecks" can't have nice things?

Tony G spotted in eurotrash rap video

Seems that Tony G has "surfaced" in a recent eurotrash rap video. See Tony below sporting his fave white Chiefs jersey.

Tony G in Eurotrash rap vid

Not sure what he's doing in this vid. Maybe he thinks the Die Antwoords can take him to the playoffs. Maybe win him a Soupy Bowl.

Maybe he digs that girl's haircut. It's kind of mulletish. Maybe he's imagining her in some red 'n' gold zoobas? CHIIIIEEEEEEFFFFFSSSS

CHIIIEEEEEEFFFFFFSSSSSS!

Looks like he put on a few pounds. Looks like he might be "past his prime." Dunno. Kinda glad we got Tony "Aloha Bro" Moeaki.

Do you miss Tony G?

Will you become a Die Antwoords fan ... at least until Tony retires?

Do you think that blonde girl is "hott"?

Would she look better with bull cut?

Is Tony G getting "fat"?

Turner Gill meets ku fans, gives away inflatable chair and car

Heard that the new ku football coach, Turner Gill, visited JoCo this weekend. Met some fans (since September 2007, lol). Signed some footballs. Raffled off a sweet chair!

ku fan chair. 

Is this the perfect gift for that ku fan in your life?

Are Miller Lite and Nascar big parts of the ku fan "culture"?

Will these chairs replace the "TD Club" at ku football stadium field?

Frank Martin visits "The K," challenges the tiny fashion minds of white bros everywhere

Heard that America's Sweetheart was at the "K" this week. Throwing out the first pitch and meeting up with some of his Cuban bros.

Seems that Martin wore some "jargos." Jargos = jean shorts + cargo pockets. I guess the ultra-harsh posters of phog.net are really letting Frank "have it." The super white, 'burb ku fans think Frank should have "known better."

Jargos.

It seems like jorts/jargos/j-shorts might be the most controversial subject for the modern American sports fanatic today. Apparently, at some point, some important figure in white culture (maybe Weezer?) decided that jorts were "uncool." But the new rule only applied to young/white/educated/male people.

Women wear Daisy Dukes to show off their hot asses.

Jorts. 

Black dudes get to wear jorts/jort capris?

Jorts.

Wish I was a dad so I could get away with wearing jorts.

Thanks for the jorts for Father's Day, kids!

Maybe I should become a fucking hipster and wear ironic j-shorts.

Hipster jorts.

Luckily, popular/zany K-State sports blogger, D_Scott, came to Frank's defense. Written on his blog, gopowerkitties.com: 

"I must've missed the part where it was decided to be uncool to wear jean shorts. 

Whoever came up with the word "jorts" deserves to be shot. 

Maybe it's a Florida thing but I don't mind jean shorts at all. 

As you were."

He's got a point, guys. Florida bros seem very down with the jorts.

Look at these fucking hipsters/Florida Gator fans.

Tebow's got your back, Frank!

I feel like I've wasted a bunch of time "worrying about jorts." Like maybe blacks/women/old dudes are laughing at us young, white guys. Maybe it's all just a big joke to prove that white bros are fashion retards. Like we'll wear whatever we're told to wear.

Hip!

Should Frank Martin be "allowed" to wear jorts?

Are j-shorts normal to him since he's influenced by black/basketball/dad culture?

Do you think Frank has an iPhone, Droid or Evo in his jargo pocket? 

Are young white men smart enough to remember that jorts are unhip but not smart enough to know why?

Are white bros the ultimate fashion "sheep"?

Will Florida's love of the j-shorts "seal the deal" in regards to "Frank leaves KSU for UF"? 

Whitlock explains 16-year career in KC, other freaky shit at The Star

Did anybody else catch The Explanation?

Lovable/hateable KC Star sports scribe/race commentator/"Wire" fanatic Jason Whitlock announced that he's leaving the Star after 16 years in the KC journo game. He got to tell "his story." Cried. Ate some BBQ (see: Ollie Gates).

He also dished some mad dirt. Threw some folks "under the bus." Talked about some sexcapades between Star editor in chief Mike Fannin and former sports editor Holly Lawton. Also told a story 'bout Fannin getting droned and going "Brokeback" on some waiter at a bar.

Not sure why so many folks gotta "hate on" Whitlock. Not sure why he's seen as the "bad guy." He seems like a real genuine dude to me. The type of bro you could approach at the local strip joint. Maybe get a 2-for-1 lapdance.

Feel like Whitlock was always perceived as The Joker to Joe Posnanski's Batman. Maybe he's just misunderstood.

Growing up as a KC area fan, did you like J-Dub or JoPo?

Will you keep reading The Star?

Does Sam Mellinger get you "excited" about KC sports?

Did you appreciate Whitlock's willingness to go "against the grain"? His ability to come up with snarky nicknames? (see: Scott Egoli, Pussy Galore, Sideline Barbie, etc.) Feel like the KC sports fanatics need J-Dub. Feel like most people lack the balls to go against the mainstream.

Felt bad when Whitlock cried about leaving print media. Hope I someday feel that passionate about sports blogging. Maybe announce that I'm leaving blogger.com for some new wave form of media. Maybe have The Peanut cater the event.

Did you enjoy The Explanation?

Should people care if two uggo journos were "bumping uglies"?

Where should Jason Whitlock go now that print media is officially dead?

Should Jason become a gonzo journalist who reports on newsroom sexcapades?

Would you watch a sports/pop culture/BBQ show starring J-Dub?

Would you go to a strip club with Jason Whitlock?

You think this sexy pic will get my blog mad clicks?

Is Whitlock a "pussy" for crying on TV/AM radio?

Will there be another relevant KC sports media personality in your lifetime?