Frank Martin visits "The K," challenges the tiny fashion minds of white bros everywhere

Heard that America's Sweetheart was at the "K" this week. Throwing out the first pitch and meeting up with some of his Cuban bros.

Seems that Martin wore some "jargos." Jargos = jean shorts + cargo pockets. I guess the ultra-harsh posters of phog.net are really letting Frank "have it." The super white, 'burb ku fans think Frank should have "known better."

Jargos.

It seems like jorts/jargos/j-shorts might be the most controversial subject for the modern American sports fanatic today. Apparently, at some point, some important figure in white culture (maybe Weezer?) decided that jorts were "uncool." But the new rule only applied to young/white/educated/male people.

Women wear Daisy Dukes to show off their hot asses.

Jorts. 

Black dudes get to wear jorts/jort capris?

Jorts.

Wish I was a dad so I could get away with wearing jorts.

Thanks for the jorts for Father's Day, kids!

Maybe I should become a fucking hipster and wear ironic j-shorts.

Hipster jorts.

Luckily, popular/zany K-State sports blogger, D_Scott, came to Frank's defense. Written on his blog, gopowerkitties.com: 

"I must've missed the part where it was decided to be uncool to wear jean shorts. 

Whoever came up with the word "jorts" deserves to be shot. 

Maybe it's a Florida thing but I don't mind jean shorts at all. 

As you were."

He's got a point, guys. Florida bros seem very down with the jorts.

Look at these fucking hipsters/Florida Gator fans.

Tebow's got your back, Frank!

I feel like I've wasted a bunch of time "worrying about jorts." Like maybe blacks/women/old dudes are laughing at us young, white guys. Maybe it's all just a big joke to prove that white bros are fashion retards. Like we'll wear whatever we're told to wear.

Hip!

Should Frank Martin be "allowed" to wear jorts?

Are j-shorts normal to him since he's influenced by black/basketball/dad culture?

Do you think Frank has an iPhone, Droid or Evo in his jargo pocket? 

Are young white men smart enough to remember that jorts are unhip but not smart enough to know why?

Are white bros the ultimate fashion "sheep"?

Will Florida's love of the j-shorts "seal the deal" in regards to "Frank leaves KSU for UF"?